It started out with just one call
Upon our toll-free line
About somebody's bank account
But we do web design

Bank of America may take your happy home
Cause if you try to call someone
You'll get us on the phone

We make our home in Canada
On a bay called Tracadie
But our number's on your statement
You can phone us up toll-free

Bank of America may take your happy home
Cause if you try to call someone
You'll get us on the phone

We tried to fix the problem
So we phoned those banking jerks
But the number that they sent us to
Suprise! It didn't work

Bank of America may take your happy home
Cause if you try to call someone
You'll get us on the phone

Billions in bailouts
For Merril Lynch staff
Help for the homeowners
Don't make me laugh
It's a dog gone shame
For the hard workin' folk
Bank of America
Is really a joke
The calls they grew in number
So we threatened them with court
But no one seems to give a damn
At VIP support

Bank of America may take your happy home
Cause if you try to call someone
You'll get us on the phone