Charlie's complainin' the dark ale is off
He's smokin' his rag ends with hardly a cough
He used to be fit now he's wrecked from the booze
Happy as Larry when he's had a few
He's happy as Larry Foley

Terry's a joker who plays in the band
A quarter to midnight and no one can stand
But they look pretty sharp in their suits and their ties
And Judy is singin' so nobody minds
Their happy as Larry Foley

Jimmy is smiling, he's cagin' a drink
from the pretty young barmaid they hired last week
He's broke and he's crazy but loaded with charm
Happy as Larry with a girl on his arm
He's happy as Larry Foley

Rant

Who the hell is this Larry person?
I don't know
Some guy
I think he's Austrailian
Why is he so happy?
Is he an alcoholic?
Maybe but their usually not too happy
I heard he used to box
Oh well then, nothing says happy like beating the shite out of
some one
I don't know just listen to the damn song
and uh, try to look happy
Happy as Larry?
Oh piss off
Keep it up and I'm going to thump you
Come on ya bastard (sound fx)
Not too happy now are ya

Lucy keeps spillin' her gingers and rye
On the little Jack Russel with only one eye
The had a big win on the GG's this year
He's happy as Larry with bangers and beer
Happy as Larry with bangers and beer
Happy as Larry Foley