All day long I am just looking at the sun
From my office window pane
And as the pixels fly across the screen
The telephone drives me insane
I need a holiday

Hey Mr Taxi
Won't you take me far away
I'm ready to begin another drunkin holiday
Got a bottle of rum
Gonna' get a big spliff
Got a tune in my head and it goes like this

I'm an average guy
I've got an average life
I love my average kids
I love my average wife
And we work so hard
To keep our average cars
And late at night we go to average bars
Under average stars

Hey Mr Taxi
Won't you take me far away
I'm ready to begin another drunkin holiday
Got a bottle of rum
Gonna' get a big spliff
Got a tune in my head and it goes like this