It's a sex machine
Drivin' 'round the world
It's got a TV screen
And a weather girl
It's the news at six
On the lighter side
We're gonna' sell you shit
With another lie

We'll tell you how to live your life
And what to buy

I'ts a death at six
A funny suicide
Then some gardening tips
To sell you herbicide
We got a brand new germ
It might strike you down
We got details at eleven
You better stick around
While another politician promises
He'll never let you down
Down boy

Yeah the news at six
It's a pretty good show
We'll tell you all the things
You really need to know
Rearrange your life
Renovate your home
Get a better plan
For your new cell phone
The only thing that they can't fix
Is the news at six

Rant:
We got the logo at six
Dancin' on the screen
Dramatic music
And the story lead

Later on in the show
We'll have sports and more
Celebrity chat
With Paris's cat

We got on the spot reports
From our nation's courts

Go to our website
Vote in our poll
Text in your answers
'Cause we gotta' know

Guess what athlete's using drugs
You could win a coffee mug
Or you could win another prize
We got pictures of our anchor guy
His pronounciations ain't quite right
But his suits are pressed and his teeth are white
Interlaced ties
And studio lights