Well Mannered People

Well mannered people
never make passes
We never say arses
We always say asses
We never say bitches
It's ladies and lasses
We don't fart at funerals
When spreading the ashes
When tea's in the spout
Our pinkies are out
We never will point
When we single you out
We always say nothing
We never say naught
It's always a nose
And never a snout
So when you pee in our sink
The butler, will kindly show you out